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Muffin Lover


idont-caaaaaaaare:

silverwing26:

I was upset, and then delighted.


littles-p-a-r-r-o-w:

beardhairdontcare:

Sigh

Ugh. My heart.

cexjay:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl



wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A




rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

king-of-aces:

• Be loyal
• Tell the truth
• Smack that ass
• Give her food
• Let her nap
• Eat the pussy
• Play and suck on the titties
• Kiss her a lot
• Massage her
• Love her always




queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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outofcontextdnd:

DM: You wake up next morning.
Paladin: I pray to Phoelio (the Sun god) to give us a sign of where to go.
DM: The sun rises in the east.



tarakaboom:

clovette:

peetatoast:

shakeyourbuddah:

notkorra:

#that’s a fucking deep dentist visit

is your dentist also your therapist?

Your dentist should quit being a dentist and become a philosopher

my dentist just tells me i need to floss more

i feel like the overdone dentist statement “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss” just milliondoupled in meaning.




"I think a lot of people want to be someone, but we are scared that if we try, we won’t be as good as everyone imagines we could be."

Ava Dellaira, Love Letters to the Dead (via splitterherzen)



Living Life Hilariously.





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